Radar Magazine: Virtual Depravity
By Adam Reuters
Radar magazine has a little fun with some sex-starved Second Life residents by giving them the role-play action they desperately desire, but perhaps a bit more literally than they expected.
In the excerpt below, Radar plays a teacher who is hot for algebra. And learning.
Radarette: Ready for something a little … HARDER?
Student: Yep.
Radarette: Haretown and Tortoiseville are 50 miles apart. A hare travels at nine miles per hour from Haretown to Tortoiseville, while a tortoise travels at one mile per hour from Tortoiseville to Haretown. If both set out at the same time, how many miles will the hare have to travel before meeting the tortoise en route?
Student: Nine miles.
Radarette: No.
Student: 36.
Radarette: No, but closer.
Student: Man … does this get you off?
Radarette: Absolutely. I’m so turned on right now.
Click here for more of The Math Teacher, the Wifey, the Needy Starlet and Playing Doctor. Second Life images are NSFW.
